I'm in bed. Alone. Apart from Bonnie the ginger cat. She purrs in her sleep you know. I got into bed early tonight at about nine o'clock. I tried to write earlier at the other computer, but blimey it is cold tonight, and I couldn't hardly feel my hands.Then I remembered this laptop and so here I am in bed. Snug as a bug in a rug. I have got a hot water bottle in with me. It is marvellous. I have had it a while now. I bought it when I realised the dating agency were not going to supply me with a hot woman.
Apparently what these dating agencies expect you to do is go out with women. Wine 'em and dine 'em, and find out if you are compatible. I tried it a few times, but I can't be doing with all that, hence the hot water bottle. OK it's an expensive one, but at least I know it's coming to bed with me and won't want it's feet massaged!
I have been trying to put a picture on here for ages but I cannot work out how to do it, so you are just going to have to take my word for it that I was talking to a Gestapo soldier today. In full uniform he was too. I thought he was in fancy dress or on his way to or from an historical enactment. Naturally I had to find out, so I went and said hallo to him. It turns out that he thinks he is a genuine Gestapo officer, and the uniform is his everyday wear. I got the impression that he might be a bit deluded. He did allow me to take his photo but he maintained a very stern expression all the time. After I realised he thought he was a real soldier I thought it best not to ask too many questions just in case he thought I was an English spy. Those Gestapo had a habit of shooting spies on sight. Oh I wish I could put the photo on here. I am going to have another try. I'll be back.
Half an hour later. Sorry I can't do it. I shall have to ask Steve to come and show me tomorrow. It's a shame
I can't do it. All I want to do is transfer the photo from my camera to here but it won't *%$"* work!
Oh well, perhaps it's a good thing. Maybe he is a genuine Gestapo officer? Perhaps it's better if I don't show him. I expect you are all thinking I am a complete bleedin' idiot. What has he been taking? He has completely lost his marbles!
That's it for now then. Not much happened today. I did meet a Gestapo officer in town, but I don't suppose you will believe me.
Right I have had enough of this. Why didn't I think of this before? I am going to brave the cold and go back onto the other computer. Right don't look for a minute, I need to get out of bed, and I am naked from the waist down. Luckily Bonnie the ginger cat is still asleep. I wouldn't want her traumatised! Here I go. Back in a couple of minutes hopefully. Cor blimey it's cold. It's OK you can look now they have disappeared in this cold anyway.
Here he is. See I told you so. At least he is wearing a poppy!
That's it I'm going back to bed. The things I do for this blog!