Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Warning! Do Not Read Tomorrow's Blogpost

Twenty three minutes past midnight. I spent a lot of the day in bed. This morning I did manage to get up, and drove to the shops for groceries. Mainly dog and cat food. Then I went back to bed. Then I got up. Then I went to bed. Then I got up. Then back to bed.

Once when I got up I went and kicked a football for Sadie the German Shepherd to chase, but I wasn't really up to it. Poor Sadie. Later I looked out of the window to see her lying down looking thoroughly miserable. I took this photo through the window. Look at her. I have never seen her looking so sad and heavy. I feel guilty. She hasn't had a walk for two days. But I just haven't been able to summon up the enthusiasm. I shall make it up to her tomorrow/today.
I know the window needs cleaning, but I don't have a wife!

I will go and do some work too. I am laying a patio. Heavy work, but it might do me good. And when it's done I shall be finally able to pay off my overdraft. Thank goodness!

Thank you all for your caring concern about my health. I am feeling much better now thank you. Not entirely well. I would still appreciate a bit more sympathy.

Because I have been in bed a lot I have been doing a lot of thinking about my life. Tomorrows blog post I should warn you is about sex. It is a discussion I had with my friend Alan, as we were walking to school one morning when we were eleven years old, and it is about how to do 'it' with a woman. I'm giving this warning just in case it becomes a bit graphic. I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

Actually now that I have warned you about it, I don't suppose anyone will read it. Oh well, you can't win them all. I might as well not bother!


  1. Now you know, John, that there will be those who will be eagerly checking your blog tomorrow to read the latest post. And, husbands also clean windows, but then you don't have one of those either :-)

  2. We don't clean our windows,helps to stop the birds flying into them...so you are just doing your bit for nature conservation.
    Jane x

  3. Glad to hear that you are better now. Just for your information, I, as a housewife, had never clean windows. My hubby does the windows, takes out the rubbish and occasionally cleans the bathroom. I do the rest. I am not sure why but I just hate cleaning windows. I don't mind the ironing and cooking and washing etc but windows , nope, but lucky for me I have a hubby that does. Hahahahahah

  4. I am a wife, and I don't clean windows. That's a job for men. We're only in a bungalow so he can't complain...

  5. Hee hee your chauvinism got a bite or two. Hope you will be better soon. sadie is probably sad because she knows you are hurting. She'l wait for you to get better.

  6. Sounds like you're getting stronger every day...Sadie will be happy to have her John back.

  7. Oh no ! If anyone tells me not to do something you can be pretty sure I will do it. I'm a bit of a rebel. So I'll be back later.
    Hope you are feeling better John.

  8. Poor Sadie She feels bad because she knows you do. She will be better when she knows you are. I for one am looking forward to "the talk".

  9. Sending some sympathy your way and a bit for Sadie too. She looks like she could use some as well

  10. Poor puppy.

    And poor you, of course. :-/

    Hold on......I'm sickly and I do windows.
    Not today, of course--I was at a work training...
    But--I don't write about sex in the web log.
    I'm a bit oppositional by nature, so of course I'll be back to read.
    *sigh* Unless I'm too sickly.
    Whadda the odds of that?!

  11. Too late. I read it before the warning.