The lion sneaked up on me. Thank goodness for Sadie the German Shepherd. She was absolutely fearless, and chased the lion off. I dread to think of what might have happened if she wasn't there. She deserves a medal at the very least.
Sadie and I are OK. She is completely unharmed and back to normal. I have a few scratches where the ferocious beast pushed me into the bushes, but I am otherwise all right. Just a little shaken up and in shock. Please send any gifts, such as large bottles of whisky to my home address. You are so kind. Thank you for your concern.
Swoon. My hero!
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You are most brave, John! Glad you are okay!
ReplyDeleteYou really are bonkers ! I love it. The best thing is you must have a couple of good friends who are crazy too to help you set up the stunt. Nice one tiger. :-)
ReplyDeleteHave not commented here before..you should take that act on the road and get paid for it. i got so tickled I nearly choked on my water!!
ReplyDeleteAnd my kids think I'm crazy!!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhahahahahahah!! I love the part where he impatiently looks at his watch! This video is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the chickens were quite upset at the possibility of being eaten by the wild cat. You always make my day brighter.
ReplyDeleteOh, that was very scary. I certainly think several large bottles of whiskey should be on the way to you.
ReplyDeleteWould you like some bottles of Jack Daniels from the States? You must have some rich Americans who follow you...sorry, that's not me!
What can I say that won't be misconstrued....grins. Hilarious video, John, the cast was perfect.
ReplyDeleteI'm no expert but your lion appeared to be a tiger and it had an accomplice. We'll immediately send a care package because we were most impressed by your bravery. :)
ReplyDeleteBloody mad Pom! Your exciting days never cease to amaze me. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! :D :D And the hens squawking at the end were the finishing touch.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the large bottles of whisky were consumed BEFORE you went for the cat.
ReplyDeleteThird time around and I am still laughing... are you sure you didn't hit the bottle before you went into the wild in search of this 'big cat'? I think Sadie deserves more than a metal for her bravery. Will gladly send a large bottle of Jack Daniels, since the distillery is just down the road from my house, but must be used for medicinal purposes only! ;D
ReplyDeleteStop picking those mushrooms, you don't know what they are. lol
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Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. Now that Sadie has dealt with the tiger you might still have a lion out there.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Thank you so much for this big belly laugh as I needed it today. That was awesome. Have a great weekend and I look forward to watching this again. Take care.
ReplyDeleteYou are a funny guy! Loved this video and very happy that Sadie was there to protect you. I leave still chuckling, which is a great way to end the evening.
ReplyDeleteThat was a tiger John! Thought I'd let you know what attacked! :)
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