"I wish I was a politician."
"No you don't John. That is silly talk. Why on earth would you want that?"
"So that I could get paid thousands for talking through my backside."
"That is very cynical John. Some politicians talk a lot of sense."
"Name one of them please."
"OK then. Challenge accepted. Number one, er.....erm... Oh ...er."
"Come on. I haven't got all day. Just one that's all. Just one."
"Er...Er...I can't think at the moment. It's too short notice."
"So you cannot bring to mind one politician who talks sense.?"
"Not right now. Give me time."
"I think I have proved my point."
"You do talk a lot of nonsense John."