What Day Is it? Is It? Really?

Do you know I have spent all day thinking it's Sunday. Good job I don't go to church. I would have been the only one there. Mind you it isn't unusual for me not to know what day it is. Or even what month come to that. But at least I know that the year is 2011 so that is something in my favour.

Oh d'you know what. I was going to put a youtube video up because I opened the Ramshackle Art Gallery today, but I forgot to upload it to youtube. I'm not thinking straight. I tell you what. I shall go and do that now. I might see you later.

Oh, what a fool I am. I did upload it. What is up with me? I really shouldn't have eaten a whole bag of Everton mints. I think the sugar has gone to my head. Or the E numbers. What is the recommended daily quota of E numbers?

Here is the video. Filmed by Tricia, and expertly directed by me. Perhaps this should be on the RAG blog? Although if it was you might miss it, and you wouldn't want that to happen would you? Especially since you have waited so patiently for the momentous occasion. I think I will put it on the RAG blog too.

I decided to keep the opening low key. I want this gallery to grow into a world famous place, but to do it slowly and organically. Actually I don't know why I just said that, because I want it to get famous quickly. Also I don't know why I used the word organically. Except it may have been because I bought a bottle of organic milk today and that word was on my mind. D'you know it cost 30p extra to buy organic milk? I don't normally fall for that nonsense but today they were out of ordinary stock. Hey! Maybe that's why I thought it was Sunday?

At the beginning of the video, Tricia jokes about being from the local rag. She didn't realise that RAG is the acronym for the Ramshackle Art Gallery. When I pointed it out to her afterwards she said the acronym should be TRAG. That is because she included 'the' which those of us in the know wouldn't do. If I was going to be really pedantic I could have told her that the really genuine proper acronym should be TAWFRAG, if one was to include the words 'the almost world famous'.

When the RAG does become world famous instead of almost world famous the acronym would then be TWFRAG. This to me would sound and look awful. I apologise to any Welsh people, because you could probably pronounce it perfectly. But it wouldn't do for me, so I shall be sticking with RAG for now. I hope that has cleared everything up for you.

Anyway, I do hope you enjoy the video, and that you get the same sense of professionalism as I do from it. I  am thinking that for my next project I might become a film director. I think this video shows my potential. This time next year I could be a millionaire!