Look at the advert that appeared on my blog page this morning.
What wonderful self control I have. What extreme mastery of my emotions. I love stockings and suspenders!
No, seriously I haven't looked. It's not allowed. Honest, I haven't.
Oh all right then, I have. I'm a weak foolish man. I admit it.
But only for being weak and foolish.
Not for looking.
Or for being a man!