Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Sadie The German Shepherd Loses Her Legendary Cool For A Moments Rant.

He is so full of himself these days. It's, John can do this, and, John can do that. John is so clever. John can sing. John can write. John can paint. Well so what! So can millions of other people. But they don't go on and on about it. They don't have to write a blog about every aspect of their lives. I'm sick of it!

He isn't that clever you know. If he was really clever, don't you think he'd have money in the bank, instead of continually trying to catch up with an ever increasing overdraft? He is nearly 65 years old for heaven's sake, and he still hasn't got that Harley Davison motor bike, he's been dreaming about since he was a kid. Pathetic! Really, I am sick of it all.

Do you realise what he did the other day? When he uploaded that song? Did you notice? In case it didn't catch your attention I shall tell you. Listen to this. He put that song, ironically called 'I'm here for you', at the top of the blog.

What I'm getting at here, is, that he put himself, 'Mr Bloody Wonderful', ahead of his extremely handsome son George. He literally relegated his beloved son, into second place. Unbelieveable! After George, coming back from feeling ill, had achieved so much in his last youth football match. What a blatant example of self importance.

I hope John reads this, I really do. I hope he feels bad, about putting George into second place, and I hope he gives a bit more thought to others next time.

Now then, I know how important you readers are to him, and I do not in any way want to alienate you, but please, please, stop praising him quite so much. He is beginning to believe his own press. There is a real danger of his head getting even bigger, than it already is.
Me and John. The sunlight doesn't do him any favours does it?

To finish on a happier note. Here is a picture of me and old 'big head' having a cuddle. I am the slightly hairier one, with the big eyes.

                                       Lots of love. Sadie xxx


  1. Sadie, I only had eyes for you in that photo. You must remember that we humans have to make up for our inadequate selves by doing stuff that we think is clever. We know it isn't compared to the feats of our four legged masters...but we try.
    Jane x

  2. Oh, Sadie, the things you have to endure. It breaks my heart. You must be destined for sainthood. He is truly lucky that you put up with him at all instead of running to someone who does things right. Yes, you are a saint, I tell you.

  3. Sadie I know exactly how you feel. I have to put up with the same kind of nonsense with my mom. She is under the impression that people come to the blog because they like her or something. I haven't the heart to break it to her and tell her it's me they want to see. Those humans of ours are completely overboard

  4. You guys seriously need to take this act on the road. You just keep me smiling all the time; both of you.

  5. Okay, Sadie, seeing that you're so smart I'll take your advice and stop praising the big guy. Now then, how much will you allow me to praise you? I don't want to get it wrong.

  6. Sadie you are adorable but go easy on the old man he's the one who feeds you. You still love him even if he does have a big head. Anyway Sadie, most social bloggers have a big ego or they wouldn't blog. So why don't you join us and tell us how wonderful you are and what you can do.

  7. Oh my goodness, your dog is so funny! And he is a good typist too! (I assume that you are back in control at the keyboard.) I'll bet your handsome son didn't mind at all that your song was on there first, but it gave a good opportunity for your talented dog to step forward! GOOD DOG!

  8. Sadie- Clearly you need a day or two at the top of the blog yourself. Just put a paw on that big guy and repress him for a while.

  9. Haha..Sadie, I like the way you tell it, just as it is! In any case, John has his right to his self importance too, as HE'VE EARNED it :-)