Sunday 17 March 2013

Getting Back To Myself!

Thank you all so much for your get well messages. I am pleased to say that today I have felt a lot better. So much so in fact that I have no excuse for not doing some work tomorrow. My extremely handsome son George is feeling better also. I treated both of us to steak and chips today. The start to building our strength up again. Sadly Tricia is still unwell and, most unusual for her has taken to her bed these last two days. No use offering her steak because she is a vegetarian, and anyway this virus takes away your appetite.

One good thing is I appear to have lost quite a bit of weight. Not that I ever weigh myself, but looking at my naked body in the full length mirror reveals a sylph like torso more commonly associated with a young Greek god. Hold on, I just looked up sylph in the dictionary. I think it refers to the female form, so perhaps I had better not use that word. Mind you, I did, until this recent weight loss have beautiful breasts! I reckon I have lost a good few pounds in weight. I shall have to work hard to keep it off.

My new slim look has given me hope that I might have some luck with finding someone to share my strange life. I know the ladies find me hard to resist when I'm at my fattest so I suspect they are going to be going crazy to meet me now. I would like to meet someone close to my own age, and with similar interests. Also if she is wealthy that would be an added attraction. Not that I would hold it against her if she is only moderately well off financially. Apart from those requirements, to be honest I wouldn't care if she has no money, as long as she has a modest personality to match my own! Prospective candidates should contact me via this blog. Now I just hope all the responses don't crash this computer! Never give up, that is my motto. Well it is at the moment anyway.

Did I mention that I am feeling better?









7 comments:

  1. Indeed, John, sylph is not the right word. I think you want "discobolus". My bill is in the mail. Glad to hear of general recovery at your place and I wish I had a tractor too.

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  2. Glad you are on top of things although I suspect, not on top of everything you desire.

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  3. Does the tractor have a name John? She is absolutely beautiful! It would make a great painting or calendar.

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  4. That is very good news that you're feeling better John.
    Loved the tractor header.

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  5. I do like your new header, very picturesque. Glad you are better. I'm feeling well enough that I am off to Santa Barbara, CA to see the grandsons and my kids.

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  6. When I saw the tractor, a calm feeling of nostalgia washed over me. I love it. I am also happy that you and EHS George are feeling better. A good meal, re-hydration, and a moderate amount of exercise should put you back on your feet. As for the ladies, did they ever stop trying to snag you?

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  7. Maybe you should settle for someone who likes to be with you and enjoys walking the dogs together.

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