Adult Magazines?

I popped in to see my mate Nigel yesterday. As I got there he was coming down his garden path carrying a load of magazines.
"All right Nige," I said, "what you got there mate?"
"All right John boy," he answered, "I'm having a bit of a clear out, and I'm getting rid of me dirty magazine collection."
"What you gonna do with 'em Nige?" I says.
"I'm gonna chuck 'em in the recycling," he says watching me closely before adding, "unless you want 'em?"

Anyway the upshot is that I now own a big pile of adult content magazines. My intention is to try and sell them on Ebay. I heard somewhere that there is a big market for these sort of magazines.

I have had a good long close inspection quick browse through, and some of them are what might be described as vintage, At least that is how I am going to describe them in my advert.

It was raining today so for want of anything better to do I began cataloguing them. Very tiring work indeed. I had to go and have a lay down several times. I'm not as young as I was.

I haven't told Nigel that I intend to sell them. He might ask for them back. By the way his real name is not Nigel. I changed his name just in case he doesn't want to be mentioned. You know, what with him being the local Vicar and the type of magazines they are and all. His real name is Norman.