Oh it makes me so furious! After all the effort I put in too. I just wish I knew the secret of how she does it.
Oh I'm sorry. You probably are wondering what I'm on about. Who it is that has upset me. Well I'll tell you. It's Sadie the German Shepherd. She has gone and done it again. Doubled the readership! In the last post. It wasn't even really about her either. All she did was sit there looking bored. Where is the skill in that! I'm totally flummoxed. What is the point? I have a good mind to let her write all the posts. She might just as well. She obviously has something I haven't got. Or at least that's what you all think.
She smells! Did you know that? And wind! She's even worse than me in that respect. Another thing, she will steal the very food off your plate given half a chance! And I hope you are not eating a meal while reading this, but she is always licking herself. Down there. You know, on her rude bits! It's disgusting!
Hey, I just realised. It must be the use of the words German Shepherd in the title. That is what attracts all those extra readers. I think I'll change this blog title to "Don't Unplug Your German Shepherd" see what happens then. Hmm.. That might increase my advertising revenue. Worth a try I suppose. I might get rich. Oh she is a lovely doggie that Sadie!
"Sadie, come and give your old dad a hug. Oh for God's sake Sadie, go away, I need to open the window!"
There is another reason for my blogs increased popularity today. I have been interviewed by Emma Springfield who is a writer for Nature Center Magazine. I haven't spelled centre wrong, that is how they spell it in the States. They have some funny ways over the pond.
You can read my incredibly interesting interview at www.nc-mag.com. I suspect lots of you already read Nature Center Magazine as it is very popular.
I am pleased to say that Sadie the German Shepherd does not feature in my interview. She is getting far too much publicity as it is.
It is a wonderful interview www.nc-mag.com I think you will enjoy it. It's all about me! Not that that means much. What's that? You think I'm being modest? How kind you are.
See you soon. Bye.