Monday 1 August 2016

You Talking To Me?



I did not write my book to make loads of money.

Yes you did.

Didn't.

You thought you'd get famous.

Did not.

Such a liar.

Not.

You thought it would get made into a film and you would be famous. Rich and famous.

Don't be ridiculous.

Get interviewed on the telly.

Nonsense.

I know that's what you hoped would happen.

No I didn't. What, are you a bloody mind reader?

I am your mind mate.You don't fool me.

Just bugger off. Leave me alone. Go on, Get out of here!










2 comments:

  1. But it is such a good book. Your mind doesn't know what it is talking about!

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  2. Ignore the mind, I would if I were you!

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