Monday, 1 August 2016
You Talking To Me?
I did not write my book to make loads of money.
Yes you did.
You thought you'd get famous.
Such a liar.
You thought it would get made into a film and you would be famous. Rich and famous.
Don't be ridiculous.
Get interviewed on the telly.
I know that's what you hoped would happen.
No I didn't. What, are you a bloody mind reader?
I am your mind mate.You don't fool me.
Just bugger off. Leave me alone. Go on, Get out of here!