I did not write my book to make loads of money.
Yes you did.
Didn't.
You thought you'd get famous.
Did not.
Such a liar.
Not.
You thought it would get made into a film and you would be famous. Rich and famous.
Don't be ridiculous.
Get interviewed on the telly.
Nonsense.
I know that's what you hoped would happen.
No I didn't. What, are you a bloody mind reader?
I am your mind mate.You don't fool me.
Just bugger off. Leave me alone. Go on, Get out of here!
But it is such a good book. Your mind doesn't know what it is talking about!
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