This is me writing on a new programme I have installed. I was worried about windows xp because I saw a warning that it is no longer being supported. I'm not doing it on my own because I am hopeless with computer technology. Actually I haven't done any of it myself to be honest. This new programme is installed but there are one or two things to be sorted out. One thing I can see as I write this is that the typeface - if that's what it's called - is very blurry and it is making my eyes hurt. Also I cannot get the screen to the right size.
This computer of mine is old. The disc thingy doesn't work and things have to be done with a driver which I don't know about. We are going to have another go at solving the problems on Friday, I am sure it will be fine, he says, fingers crossed, touch wood, don't put your shoes on the table, hallo Mrs Magpie how are you today, pick that lady's glove up, see a pin and pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck, and any other superstitious nonsense I can think of.
Hallo what's this? Something is flashing at the bottom of the screen. I shall click on it, can't do any harm surely. Hold on please I shall be back in a minute. I hope.
It wanted me to agree to install something. I did agree. It's still flashing. I shall try to ignore it.
This new programme is very fast which is wonderful. I wonder if clicking on that flashing thing has done any harm? Too late now. Crikey I hope I haven't buggered things up already. I do have a bad habit of clicking on things without knowing what the hell I'm doing. Can't do any harm I always think. Usually wrongly.
It's still flashing. Should I click on it again? Try to resist John. Ignore it for heaven's sake. Ignore it. NO! Oh you bloody idiot, why'd you do that? Look just turn the computer off. Wait till Friday, let your computer savvy friend sort it. Go and watch some television. Just LEAVE THE COMPUTER ALONE!
I am closing down now. There is something I want to watch on tele. Might see you on Friday, touch wood. Good job I'm not superstitious. Hey it isn't the 13th on Friday is it?
Now then, let's see what happens when I click publish.