Calm Down Ladies. Daniel Craig And Me. We Are Just Ordinary Blokes.

I am so flipping excited today. A money spinning opportunity has presented itself to me, and I cannot for the life of me think why I never thought of it before.

What has happened is: I was reading in the paper that Daniel Craig, the actor who plays James Bond, has sold his swimming trunks for, wait for it, £44.000. Yes really. I shall spell it for you in case you think I have written it down wrong. Forty four thousand pounds!

Do you know why they fetched so much money? Because they hadn't been washed. Amazing! Anyway it got me thinking. I love easy ways to make money

Personally I fail to see what all the fuss is about. He probably has an egg box down his trunks!

Unfortunately I only possess one pair of swimming trunks, and I don't really want to sell them, but what I do have in abundance, in a big pile on my bedroom floor is underpants, and the wonderful thing is, they are unwashed! Marvellous isn't it. Can you see where I'm heading with this?

Now I am not going to be greedy. I think if I charged perhaps in the region of twenty pounds per pair, I should do all right out of this venture. There are loads of dirty socks too. I think five pounds is a fair price for them. I shall have to charge for postage. Some of these items have been in that pile for a considerable time and I need to package them securely. I wouldn't want them escaping.

Well I must get on. I have to set up an online store to sell these things. Once I have that set up, all I have to do, is become a famous, good looking film star. No problem there that I can think of.

I will not bother to show you photos. The items in question are mainly grey and tattered. A bit like me really.