When I first learned how to wink I was still very young although until the auspicious day I finally managed it I had been practicing hard for months. After that first successful wink I went on to practice further. My aim was to learn how to wink and tilt my head sideways at the same time. Being young I mastered this very quickly. Adding the clicking noise by sticking my tongue against my upper palate took a lot more practice but finally, aged seven and three quarters I became an expert at this technique also.
However, it has always been a source of great sadness to me that despite years of trying I can only wink with my left eye. I live in hope that one day I will eventually achieve a right eyed wink. I am getting old. Time is getting short but I will never give up trying. Never.
Tomorrow I shall be talking candidly about disappointment concerning my eyebrows.