Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Mia The German Shepherd's Hard Hitting Expose`.

Mia the German Shepherd is a quick learner and responds well to training. However, I do have good reason to believe that she may be using her intelligence in an unsatisfactory way.

Normally I wouldn't dream of invading her privacy when she is on the computer, but when I saw the guilty look in her eyes today I just had to sneak a look.

I am shocked, saddened and disappointed to say the least!

Mia is writing a book!

I cannot believe what she has written!

And all because I forgot to buy her favourite biscuits yesterday. Unbelievable!


  1. Mia, I hope your book is as good as John's book was. Then maybe he will be a bit more free with the biscuits.

  2. Mia, hurry up and finish that book and then you'll be able to buy your own biscuits

  3. It's a dog's life, Mia. There can be no understanding of humans. Now hurry up and finish that book, I'm longing to know all your secrets.

  4. You need to work hard on forgiveness, Mia. We humans are a weak species. Keep up the writing, though.

  5. If you need a proofreader, TessaDog will oblige. She knows all about that kind of abuse.

  6. Mia, 24 hours is one human day. When you report the problem, convert that to 7 DOG days. Sounds more urgent and us humans believe anything. John won't be prosecuted but Emergency Services will send out an 18-wheel, Diesel powered, high-volume biscuit spreader to your home.

  7. Mia, my dear friend, I know how you must feel....the humans lead some very busy and complicated lives (so they say) and we have to make the most of what time they have for us.
    Yesterday my mum came home an entire hour late and my lunch was hurriedly prepared and given to me with just a "Sorry to be late old chap."
    I feel your pain Mia...I really do.
    Your pal Brownie.