Win Win Situation.

It was last Tues.... or was it Wednes...? No no I was right first time, it was Tuesday. I decided that I would live to be one hundred years old. The very thought of this gave me a tremendous lift, because it occurred to me that I still have eight years to go until I'm seventy five. This means of course that I still have another eight years to go until I have completed three quarters of my life. How absolutely marvellous! I still have thirty three years to go. One can achieve an awful lot in thirty three years.

The other marvellous thing is, if I don't make it to a hundred years, it won't matter. I shan't be in the least concerned. Because I'll be dead! It's an absolutely win win situation.

Actually, thinking about it a bit more, it was Wednesday, because Tuesday I had the dentist. Yes definitely Wednesday. Definitely!

Oh hang on....Was it Monday the dentist?

Mia the German Shepherd Reacts To The Word, Walk

I think the reason that Mia the German Shepherd and I are getting on so well is because she listens to the things I say. Nobody else does.

Dancing To The 'Lister D'.

Can you do the 'Lister 'D' Stationary Engine' dance? What? You've never heard of it? Really? Don't worry, all is not lost. This is a short video of me, a short bloke, demonstrating the moves. Yes it is me, the camera makes me look fat, that's where the confusion lies.

So get dancing. Practice makes perfect.

I Know Who I Am.

UKIP. This is the acronym for the United Kingdom Independence Party. If I was to give my support to any political party it would be this one. Because of this I have been labelled, racist, bigoted, ignorant and homophobic, amongst other things. I am none of these.

Oh sod it! I was going to have a bit of a rant about the negative effects of economic immigration from eastern Europe -I know there are also positives- but no, I 'm not going to. Who cares what I think?

I will say this though. Many immigrants who arrive in this beautiful, accepting country of ours, are fleeing suffering and hardship that most of us cannot even begin to imagine. We should always remember that, and continue to offer welcoming sanctuary.

I could go on about why I am none of the things labelled above, but I can't be bothered. I know who I am. What else matters?