Thursday, 1 May 2014

This Is Quite Alarming.

I had a dream last night about a book I am currently reading. In my dream I became the central character in the book, but the weird thing is there were two of me. One me was quite a nice bloke and the other me was a nasty type. The two of us were constantly arguing with each other about all the money we were earning. There were a couple of love interests in the book and it was the same in my dream. It all got very confusing so I decided it would be better if I woke up.

However just before I woke up I took off my belt and found myself hitting a woman who had not featured in the dream previously, across her pert little bottom. She was happily allowing me to do this. I was only hitting her very gently though, and she was wearing a pair of tight fitting combat trousers - I'm not a weirdo - and she said if I wasn't going to do it properly I might just as well wake up and stop wasting her time.

Then my alarm clock went off and I woke up. The thing is, and this is the honest truth, I have never been interested in this type of kinkiness in my life. I can't even blame the book I'm reading, because there was nothing like this behaviour in it.

I hardly ever use an alarm clock to wake me up. I only set it this time because I was having a load of firewood delivered early. I am quite annoyed that I used the alarm clock. I would have loved to find out more about the woman, what with her being so mysterious. I would have asked her what she was doing barging into my dream like that. But on the plus side perhaps it's just as well I did set the alarm clock. I mean I might have developed an unhealthy interest in sado-masochism, and that would never do, not at my age. I have to look after my heart!

Tonight I am not going to set the alarm. Maybe the dream will come back. Not that I'm at all interested in that type of thing.


  1. Anxiety dream, John. Your subconscious was concerned you wouldn't wake in time for the delivery and devised its own alarm.

  2. Don't look now but your fantasies are showing. I am kidding of course. Most dreams have nothing to do with what they seem to be. I too have been inside books that I was reading. It is a fascinating experience. If you really wish to resume your dream activities try thinking of them right before you go to sleep. Sometimes you can get them back.

  3. Better get the dream explanation book out here, might enlighten you...

  4. I don't even know what to make of all this, and folks call me when they want to know what their dreams mean.....hmmmm.
    Keep your belt on