Thursday 19 July 2012

The World's Best Singer Ever.

It is, as I start to write this, 7.23 pm. At about 8.15 pm I shall take myself off to an Open Mic night. There to beguile the ladies, not only with my looks, but also with the rich dark velvety, mellifluous tones of my singing.

I have been likened to Elvis Presley at times. Also Johnny Cash. Actually my vocal range is so huge that you could possibly compare me to any great singer. But the truth is, and I hope this doesn't sound too immodest, I am a better singer than any of the so called  'greats'.

My extremely handsome son George told me just this morning that I would easily win Britain's Got Talent, because I have, and I quote, "the best singing voice he has ever heard, that is the truth Dad. Honestly. God's honour Dad. OW! Dad. Stop twisting my arm up my back. Dad you'll BREAK MY ARM! OK DAD. SIR. YOUR MAJESTY. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Let go NOW! LET GO DAD, OR I'LL TELL MUM. LET GO. I MEAN IT!".

You just cannot get a greater accolade than that from your own son. He is such a sweet boy.

Well time is getting on. Must dash. Mustn't keep the ladies waiting.

Isn't it lovely news about one of my blogging lady friends coming to my party? What a long way to travel just to see me. I hope she's not after my body! What. You didn't know?

See you later!
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8 comments:

  1. Ann19 July 2012 at 14:58

    Well now wasn't that sweet of your extremely handsome son George to give you such high praise.
    So which one of your lady blogging friends is going to your party?

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  2. Paul19 July 2012 at 15:29

    Hope the open mic night went well. I'm sad that I can't share in your 65th celebration. No doubt there will be a full report later!

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  3. Kay G.19 July 2012 at 17:37

    By this time, you should be back home and you won't have much time for blogging trying to beat the women away from your door, am I right?

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  4. Emma Springfield19 July 2012 at 20:48

    Those poor unsuspecting females have no idea what is in store for them. Now that you are learning the penny whistle you will soon be just like the Pied Piper.

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  5. diane b20 July 2012 at 03:23

    Can I have your autograph?

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  6. Beatrice P. Boyd20 July 2012 at 04:03

    And we know that George didn't need any coaxing (right) to let you know you are the greatest singer ever (of course). Hope you had a great turnout of admiring ladies at the Open Mic. It must be so difficult to fight them all off.

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  7. Claire M. King20 July 2012 at 04:12

    You are a funny man. Look for some community comedy shows while you are out and about. Nice post.

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  8. Birdman20 July 2012 at 04:44

    You do seem to have quite a 'body' of work in your musical archives.

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