'A Song For The Ladies'.

That dating agency. The one that keeps on sending me photographs of ladies, has finally got to me. So I signed up to it again. Actually as it turns out, I never, as far as they were concerned, left it in the first place. They still had all my details on file. I can understand this in some ways. I mean obviously when a man of my looks and experience signs up, they are going to try and keep him. Men like me are so few and far between. But even so, still sending them out to women, after all this time. That's a bit cheeky. I was a little annoyed by this, when I thought of all the women who have requested to meet me. I hate the idea of being responsible for all that disappointment and heartbreak. Oh well. Never mind. I'm back now. Back to hopefully fulfill a few fantasies. At least I will eventually. I have not paid the dating agency fee yet. I'm not quite ready.

But I have been practicing my 'chatting up the ladies' technique. In fact, I was sitting in front of the mirror today trying out a few lines which I thought might impress some of them. I was saying things like: "Wow baby!  You look so good," and, "No, of course I don't think your arse looks fat in that dress," and, "I love the way the roots of your hair blend with the bleached bits." You know, all kinds of nice things along those lines.

As I was saying these things to the mirror, I thought they sounded really good, and it suddenly occurred to me that the words would make a nice romantic song. So I wrote the best bits down and practiced a few chords on my guitar. This is the result. This was just the first take. It might need a bit more practice. I call this little bluesy number, 'A Song For The Ladies'.

Some of you men might want to listen too. It might improve your technique with the ladies. You are looking at many years of experience here. I feel I need to pass on the knowledge. Not all men have it!

Please share this. With your help I do think it could be a number one hit!