Typical Bloke Thinking! (A Story).

That nice woman who works at Tesco's supermarket. Good looking. Happy. Always smiling. Big smile. Nice white teeth. I like her voice, soft, can't quite place it. Grey blue eyes. Not too much make-up but red lipstick (I like that). She's got lightish brown hair. Quite long. Always has it up. In a bun (I think it's called). Her yeah. That's the one. I like her. She's a little bit cuddly looking. Am I allowed to say a bit plump? It's in a nice sort of way. If she's on the check out counter I always go to her till. Even if I have to wait for the queue to go down. I think she only works part time, 'cos some days she's not anywhere to be seen, even if I go in several times. She ain't got a wedding ring on. Not that that means much these days!

Well, anyway she has noticed that I am on an organic diet because, well she mentioned it actually. She said to me - when I was shopping last Tuesday it was, - she said to me - well sort of exclaimed it really - she said, "my goodness, what a lot of healthy shopping!"

So I told her about me being on this organic diet and that, and how it's made me feel tons better and about me walking a lot easier and all that. And she seemed really interested. She said she might give it a go herself. But d'you know what she said after that, when I was putting me shopping into me shopping bag? Funny thing is, even me shopping bags one of them organic ones! D'you know what she said? No course you don't. She said - and she had her lovely big smile on when she said it. Looked me right in the eye she did - she said, "well I must say," she said, "I must say, you do look really well on it, a lot better."

Well, I'll tell you what. I was made up with her saying that I can tell you. Not just because it means me organic diet must be working. No, not just 'cos of that. No, but because if she thinks I look a lot better now than I did before, it must mean she has noticed me before. You know what I mean? Well, it must mustn't it?

I reckon she fancies me. Grace her name is. She didn't tell me. It's on her badge. She's really nice!







PS. This is just a story. I made the whole thing up. Although I wouldn't be at all surprised if women do think I look good on me new diet!