Despite signing up for Skype I have still not got around to getting a webcam and microphone. I have spoken to Ilona meanqueen-lifeaftermoney.blogspot.com and I can see and hear her OK. She can hear me but of course I don't have the webcam so she can't see me. Probably lucky for her because I was in bed at the time, naked as a jaybird! It was a bit dark where she was, no lights on, what with her being the meanqueen and all, so I couldn't see too clearly but I think she was fully clothed!
Eventually I will get around to buying a webcam but from what I hear about the difficulties with different time zones it might not be too practical anyway. I think I shall just play it by ear for the moment. I do think it is a wonderful thing how it is possible to see and speak to anyone in the world at the click of a button. Free too! Blimey, I never got around to working out button A and button B in the old phone boxes! Modern technology eh! Fantastic!
Except for the spammers! They are driving me crazy! Over thirty anonymous comments on this blog today. What right do they think they have to keep interfering with my blogging hobby. Look spammers I am not interested. I am not going to click on your links, ever! It is not going to happen. However if you would like to email me your home address, next time I am passing by your place I will knock on your front door and smack you one right on your ugly nose! Listen, you moronic slug like nuisance, there is nothing for you on here. Nothing to be gained by your continuous illiterate comments. So please do me a big favour and FUCK OFF!
Please excuse me for that, and accept my apologies, but I am angry at them, as you may have guessed. Who are they? What is it all about? I just don't understand. Do people actually make a living out of spamming? How does that work? Anyway that is enough about them. Sorry again!
Something else that has been exercising the old grey matter, is the hard butter, soft bread dilemma. I am desperate for a solution to this problem, and I know that only women know how to do it. I have never seen a woman tear bread while buttering it, so please don't try and deny that you can do it.
If anyone could see their way clear to sharing the secret with me I shall include them in a prize draw. The prize, and I know you will be excited to hear this, will be a copy of my 2013 calendar, featuring twelve full colour photos of me, in various artfully arranged poses. I think you will particularly enjoy seeing me as Mr August. This is my birthday month, and so I am wearing my birthday suit!
Finally, just before I go, I thought you might like to see how well Mr Christian Grey and his lady Ms Blackrock are looking. They have both put on weight and have grown all their feathers back. There is no sign yet that they will marry but I am hopeful that come the Spring he will take her for his wife and make her Mrs Grey. The other cockerel Sunny Jim has so far not started any fights, and they seem to have marked out their own territories.
Bye for now, and once again sorry for the rant!